New Shirts for Tony

While sitting at a bar, near the beach, in Italy, people watching, Tony announced that I was to no longer buy any of his shirts!
HEY! Where did that comment come from, what had I done.
He said that his shirts looked liked pyjamas and he was going to buy his own from now on and I'm going to buy yours too!!!
He had been looking at all the beautiful Italian men and women and thought that we both looked liked a pair of old frumps in baggy shirts.
AH! I thought - this is an opportunity to kit Tony out in some trendy shirts and I might even score some new clothes myself!
So at the first opportunity we went into a nice men's clothes shop and bought two Italian linen shirts and he does look really good. Mind you he is having trouble with the crumpled look. So next we'll work on the trousers and then the shoes. Then we'll have a completely new Tony with a great sun tan too.
Not much hope for me though!